Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:00:00 +0000 An ongoing list of reasons why you should vote for me and not my cowardly, lecherous, corpse-robbing opponent who never washes his hands. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent.php Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent2.php With the distinct aroma of politics in the air, I cannot help but feel obligated to run for office. Trust me when I say that it is not a false sense of entitlement that compels me, nor is it what Dr. Martin Luther King called the "fierce urgency of now." It is simply the knowledge that unlike my opponent... Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent2.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent3.php Unless you live in a cave, you probably already know that America has been taken over by some kind of Arab spaceman with diabolical plans to give poor people health care. I'm here to tell you that there's another option: YOURS TRULY. Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent3.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent4.php In the wake of yesterday's historic healthcare bill being signed into law, the political landscape EXPLODED. Now nobody knows who will prevail in the upcoming election season. That means it's time to start campaigning, and HARD. Because of this, I have no choice but to abandon my duties and return to the campaign trail. For unlike my opponent... Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent4.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent5.php America is in the grip of election fever again. All across this great land our citizens face some truly difficult choices in the voting booth. One election is not so simple, and the choice couldn't be more clear. Vote for me, humble American, for unlike my opponent... Wed, 20 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/unlike-my-opponent5.php