Sat, 19 Mar 2011 05:00:00 +0000 Comic book history is constantly being rewritten. Your favorite characters have gone through countless iterations, their true origins long forgotten. Until now. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/forgotten-comic-origin.php Peter Parker, a brilliant but shy high school student, went on a field trip to the New York Bug Hospital. As the empathetic youth reached out to comfort a spider that was recovering from a round of chemotherapy, the weary arachnid bit Parker's finger. Thus was born Sickly Spider-Man. Sat, 19 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/forgotten-comic-origin.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/more-forgotten-origins.php When Dr. Bruce Banner enters a boxing tournament, things take a surprising turn as Hulk emerges at the opening of the first round! In the following action-packed pages, The Incredibly Verbose Hulk describes each and every blow landed by his opponent in pulse-pounding prose! Guest starring Muhammad Ali and The Monkees. Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/more-forgotten-origins.php