Wed, 04 Aug 2004 05:00:00 +0000 Keep up to date on the DynaMars Corporation's perpetually doomed efforts to colonize Mars. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations.php Wed, 04 Aug 2004 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-2.php Wed, 15 Sep 2004 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-2.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-3.php Wed, 11 May 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-3.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-4.php Wed, 25 May 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-4.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-5.php Wed, 28 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-dynamars-corporations-5.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-corporation-ares.php Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-corporation-ares.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-command-queue.php A glimpse at the the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Command Queue and the important decisions facing the leader of the finest living and research colony on Mars. Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-command-queue.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-corporation-kiosk.php The future's most powerful corporation continues to prove its excellence in the field of Martian terraforming and colonization. Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-corporation-kiosk.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk.php Welcome to the newest station in the DynaMars Corporation family! Cycnus Station is a state-of-the-art campus with all the amenities you'd expect back home on Earth -- only here on Mars! Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk2.php Welcome back, Cycnus Station Resident! DynaMars Corporation is committed to keeping you updated on all relevant station news. Today's highlights: fumigation, new station commander, and mandatory relocation to external supply shed. Please enjoy! Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk2.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk3.php Welcome back, Cycnus Station Resident! DynaMars Corporation is committed to keeping you updated on all relevant station news. Today's highlights: exciting new holiday protocols, amazing scientific breakthroughs in the field of urination, and a surprise visit from the Lunar City Children's Choir! Please enjoy! Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk3.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk4.php Cycnus Station is dangerously overstaffed, creating a volatile "too many cooks in the kitchen" environment. In an effort to ensure safety, we have decided to reduce Cycnus Station personnel to one. By way of impartial lottery, we have chosen Resident #012 to oversee every facet of Cycnus Station maintenance and operation for the next three years. Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk4.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk5.php Cycnus Station is back in business following some brief legal battles over inhumane treatment of clones. The new human and android crew is ready to focus 100% on the important work of colonizing Mars! Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk5.php