Wed, 16 Nov 2011 06:00:00 +0000 We are the Society of Amateur Time Travelers. Our mission is to study the past and future firsthand, to watch the great events of time as they unfold before our eyes. We strive not only to observe history in the making, but to right any wrongs that transcend the boundaries of time, and of course those perpetrated by nefarious rival time travelers. Should a Society member alter history, we will fix that alteration for the good of humanity. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/society-time-travel.php Our mission is to study the past and future firsthand, to watch the great events of time as they unfold before our eyes. We strive not only to observe history in the making, but to right any wrongs that transcend the boundaries of time, and of course those perpetrated by nefarious rival time travelers. Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/society-time-travel.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-march.php Society member Doug has been placed on temporary probation after nearly erasing Shark Week 2010 from the history books. Wed, 21 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-march.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-may.php Society member Herold caused a time loop that resulted in an endless NPR pledge drive. The source of the loop has been eliminated and the pledge drive should come to its natural conclusion in about three years. Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-may.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-august.php Society member Burt fixed a very miniscule and hardly noteworthy historical deviation in the timeline that caused Emily Dickinson to be devoured by a Tyrannosaurus rex. Wed, 15 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-august.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-september.php Before you is the top secret log of historical changes presided over by the Society of Amateur Time Travelers. We endeavor to protect the timeline from malfeasance and tampering, and strive to witness firsthand the greatest moments in history. Wed, 12 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/time-travel-september.php