Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:00:00 +0000 A humble immigrant writes letters to his local congress-man and other important figures with information vital to the survival of the human race. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 livestock@somethingawful.com (Constituent-Man) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dear-congressman-meatballs.php A concerned citizen writes his congressman to discuss a most important matter of science. Wed, 11 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dear-congressman-meatballs.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Constituent-Man) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dear-congressman-blimps.php A concerned immigrant's letter to his congressman regarding hostile blimp activity and the fate of all mankind in the coming tribulation. Wed, 16 May 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dear-congressman-blimps.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Constituent-Man) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/olive-garden-letter.php Mr. Olive Garden, I have traveled to the furthest reaches of time and space to bear witness to a barren universe robbed of its galaxies, stars, nebulae and wonder. Wed, 01 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/olive-garden-letter.php