http://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/A video game comic without sassy gamers and their non-human sidekicks/girlfriends. Each strip takes place inside a different game, sometimes with different jokes.en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:26:08 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/arch-rivals-shorts/What do you get when you combine professional athletes with consequence-free violence? The NFL offseason. Or this goofy basketball game where pantsing is encouraged more than passing.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9067/Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/peggle-nights/When end-stage Peggle Fever kicks in, the fun is just beginning.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9032/Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/zelda-link-uncle/1/Princess Zelda has been abducted, and a young hero named Link must step over the corpse of his still-living uncle to fulfill his destiny as a hero.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8998/Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/double-dragon/1/When the chips are down and women are being punched in the stomach, two men of destiny will emerge from a mechanic shop with enough poofy hair to save the day. Enter the Double Dragon.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8965/Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/spore-creature-comic/1/Spore might have been overhyped, but this strip will change your life in profound ways because it is without question the greatest comic in the history of sequential art.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8932/Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/duke-nukem-3d/1/A rumination on kicking, swine in positions of power, and the dangers of steroids.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8895/Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/cent-danny-skull/1/50 Cent faces a force that's infinitely more formidable than an active battlefield and leagues of terrorists: His personal assistant.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8860/Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/pac-man/If two pastel ghosts with no mouths discuss existential issues in an empty arcade, will it make a sound?ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8821/Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/okami-comic/When the fate of the world depends upon a feral dog's ability to learn complex painting techniques, the world is probably not worth saving.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8776/Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/gears-of-war/1/Marcus Fenix and Augustus Cole: Grizzled killers. Weightlifting buddies. Curse word connoisseurs. Dumbasses.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8732/Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/bionic-commando/1/The second installment of JTH catches up with Bionic Commando's Rad Spencer as he faces off against Master D. Two men enter. One man has a difficult time getting past airport security's metal detector.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8691/Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/token-healthpack/half-life/1/The first installment of Joystick Token Healthpack, an ongoing webcomic without sassy gamers and their inhuman sidekicks/girlfriends. Each strip takes place inside a different game, sometimes with different jokes.ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8639/Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT