Sat, 30 Oct 2010 06:00:00 +0000 Long before the internet, very boring people created very boring home videos. Thanks to cheap bandwidth and fast internet connections, these people are not only able to share their horrid disasters with the rest of the world, but they are actually encouraged to make more! The Webcam Ward is staffed with the finest internet guardians, all ready and willing to draw a line in the sand and shame the shameless into video retirement. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/index.php 144 42 slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php Chris loves his girlfriend, Jackie, and decides to tell her in what is the worst possible way. In this video you will see: Boobs. And I mean that in the worst way possible. Sat, 30 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/quadruple-coffeehouse.php Coffeehouse is enough of a trainwreck to make four videos about him. Four! In them, he talks about sports, big sandwiches, (paradoxically) weight loss, and then his new green screen. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/quadruple-coffeehouse.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Diabetus and Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/mugen-boy.php "I can't believe characters created in M.U.G.E.N. don't live up to my expectations of anime characters in a fighting tournament done realistically." Sat, 02 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/mugen-boy.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/puppet-mass.php In these trying times, when we don't know who to trust, we can always turn to our church and bask in the glory of the Lord, unless you go to this church, in which case, never you mind! Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/puppet-mass.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/racist-mcdonalds-kid.php Seriously, things need to change in America, and the battle lines have been drawn HERE: The Philippines are invading our McDonald's and this kid is here to stop them! Sat, 21 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/racist-mcdonalds-kid.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Diabetus and Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/moronic-dating-video.php In trying to talk over these two idiots and make fun of them, we inadvertently gave better dating advice. How 'bout that! Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/moronic-dating-video.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/hustle-action-riff.php Mainstream Hollywood, stand aside! IkyTV shows us the real deal in action, drama, and pathos. Someone get a few golden statuettes for these guys. *no one moves* I mean now!!! *everyone scrambles!* Sat, 24 Jul 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/hustle-action-riff.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/wow-threaten.php I am so sick of all these World of Warcraft bullies, but thankfully this West Virginia ninja is here to settle the score, with her Hattori Hanzo steel pipe. Sat, 10 Jul 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/wow-threaten.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Dia "Diabetus" Betus and Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/konami-e3-rant.php Isn't Konami like a big company? Are they not doing well? Instead of dubbing over their press conference, maybe I should start a fund for them to hire like public speakers or something, Sat, 26 Jun 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/konami-e3-rant.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/mtv-awards-rant.php What better way is there to express your online hatred of Edward Cullen and Twilight sweeping the MTV Movie Awards than by doffing your clothes and filming yourself? I'm sorry - that question was kind of leading, but in the wrong direction. Every other way you could think of is better. Sat, 12 Jun 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/mtv-awards-rant.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Dia "Diabetus" Betus and Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/halo-webcam-ward.php You know what's worse than webcamming yourself wearing sunglasses indoors? Owning a Master Chief helmet, and using it to pretend-suck your dick. Worse: if you don't know what a blowjob is and end up just confusing the hell out of your viewers with the gesticulations of a lunatic. Diabetus and I provide color commentary for this disaster. Sat, 29 May 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/halo-webcam-ward.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/brian-kirk-irks.php You know what makes youtube great? Hyperbolic political reactions - like when your state governor switches parties and you decide to try and be funny about it, only you're not funny and it just comes out kinda sad. Diabetus and I comment over Brian Kirk's segment which he calls: "Kirk's Irks." Ugh. Even typing that title is painful. Sat, 15 May 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/brian-kirk-irks.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Diabetus and Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/japanese-lessons-boobs.php This girl's boobs teach you Japanese, one word at a time. I guess I was supposed to take away more from the video than just that, but come on, who are we kidding here? Watch Diabetus and I talk over this nonsense. Sat, 01 May 2010 19:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/japanese-lessons-boobs.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/megaman-hardcore-gamer.php Two bold adventurers are forced to watch some idiot prattle on about Mega Man 9 and how said idiot is angry that people weren't giving the game enough respect before it came out. It ends up being like Mystery Science Theater only much less pleasant to watch. I don't know. I hate him and I'm sure you will too. Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/megaman-hardcore-gamer.php slowbeef@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/fat-furry.php Some fat kid cries about people hating furries. You'll never guess that he is a furry! Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/fat-furry.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/hating-haiti.php He's thuggin' man. Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/hating-haiti.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/gayasian.php I hate this man. Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/gayasian.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Shmorky) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/fuckhunt.php Some guy acting all "gangsta" while playing Duck Hunt or something. Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/fuckhunt.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/condoms.php Is it a troll? Perhaps! Do we care? No way! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/condoms.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/shirtlessbatman.php Batman has let himself go. I miss old Batman. :( Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/shirtlessbatman.php khad@somethingawful.com (Dia "Diabetus" Betus& Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/animerant.php Some weird kid bitches about people who don't like Anime. Whatever. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/animerant.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/strippingforyoutube.php What? Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/strippingforyoutube.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/kehtahnah.php Swing that sword oh Canada. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/kehtahnah.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/songoftime.php DO DO DO DO DO DO I AM PLAYING THE SONG OF STORMS. Is an ocarina a real instrument? Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/songoftime.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/klingon.php Some fat Star Trek nerd (yeah that narrows it down) teaches us Klingon. QLEPLACH! Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/klingon.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Dia "Diabetus" Betus) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/manners.php Some guy does weird shit for minor social norm infractions. Neat! Sat, 10 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/manners.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/punisher.php THE PUNISHER GOES TO TOWN ON YO SORRY MOFO ASS SUCKA. Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/punisher.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/witchers.php I thought all the desperately lonely cosplayers were unique to the United States, Japan, and Germany. Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/witchers.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/gayrights.php Cameras have made high schools horrible places where any schmuck with a camera thinks he is a director. Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/gayrights.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/goldenaxe.php My god this kid needs to get laid. Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/goldenaxe.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/indianajones.php Some kids dress up in costumes and roll around in the woods. Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/indianajones.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/wrestlingmaniacs.php When they say "don't try this at home" it has nothing to do with getting hurt, it has to do with not making an ass of yourself on the internet. Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/wrestlingmaniacs.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer and Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/batabing.php Less Sexually Appealing Bill O'Reilly Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/batabing.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/eddiesaw.php Eddie Izzle (weird name) decided to do a Saw parody for some reason. Come see how bad it is! Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/eddiesaw.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/irateghosts.php So this guy rips off the Angry Video Game Nerd and now some ghost hunting show on TV. I think it is called "TAPS". Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/irateghosts.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/catladyobama.php Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we magically make the unwatchable watchable! In this week's update, we'll take a look at stirring political commentary with prophecies all the way from Canada! Sat, 23 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/catladyobama.php