Sun, 04 May 2008 06:00:00 +0000 Something Awful is first and foremost a news site of the upmost integrity. Like CNN, FOXNews, and ~~~aZnSenSaTiOn6969~~~'s Angelfire site, we bring you hard hitting news like no one else can, except, of course, those sites I just mentioned. Sure, CNN may report what happens around the world, but do they really report what happens on and around the Internet? For the purposes of this article, no, no they do not.<br><br>There are hundreds of stories happening on the world wide web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at The Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the internet. We go in-depth into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what the millions of online citizens have to say about current events. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php 144 42 acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/randi-daniels-sleepeducation.php Weekend Web takes a look at atheists, hicks, sleepwalkers, and one special brand of crazy person. Sun, 04 May 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/randi-daniels-sleepeducation.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/argue-with-everyone.php Weekend Web takes a look at the first honestly titled forum on the Internet. Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/argue-with-everyone.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/classic-gamefaqs.php Weekend Web takes a look at our old friends at GameFAQs. Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/classic-gamefaqs.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/second-life-exchange.php Weekend Web takes a look at Second Life... again. Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/second-life-exchange.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aspies-jtt.php This week Weekday Web beats a dead horse. We also take a look at an Asperger's forum. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aspies-jtt.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/medhelp.php Weekend Web takes a look at the itchy bumps on your scrotum. Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/medhelp.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/collarme-digiclipse.php Come. enjoy the reality of fetish life. Realtime, and serious inquires only.No cyber. Be Well MASTER RUFFHORSE Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/collarme-digiclipse.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/foreskin-restoration.php Weekend Web takes a look at something it never wants to look at ever again. Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/foreskin-restoration.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/darknest-miserable-life.php Weekend Web takes a look at the face behind World of WarCraft erotica. Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/darknest-miserable-life.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dota-d2jsp.php This is a dark day for Weekend Web. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dota-d2jsp.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/facebook-debates.php Weekend Web takes a look at the political opinions of Facebook users. Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/facebook-debates.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/japantoday-menarebetterthanwomen.php Weekend Web takes a look at floppy penises at home and abroad. Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/japantoday-menarebetterthanwomen.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/measurection.php Weekend Web takes a look at a whole lot of nothing. Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/measurection.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/flashing-forum.php Weekend Web takes a look at penises against our will. Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/flashing-forum.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/emo-corner.php Weekend Web takes a look at emus. Whoops, I mean emos. Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/emo-corner.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/ihatemen-xxxchurch.php Weekend Web takes a look at an anti-porn, anti-masturbation site and a women-hating man-bashing forum. Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/ihatemen-xxxchurch.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/wii-flickr.php It's a BBW party and you're invited! This week Weekend Web takes a look at Wii forums and Flickr. BYOBB. Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/wii-flickr.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/planetchristmas-talkjesus-wisdm.php Weekend Web takes a look at Christmas crazies and Jesus freaks, and you just might gain a little "wisdm" on the way. Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/planetchristmas-talkjesus-wisdm.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/gosupermodel-teenrace.php Weekend Web takes a look at budding supermodels, sad teenagers and the most mature sex this side of the Mississippi! Sun, 16 Dec 2007 02:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/gosupermodel-teenrace.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/christian-furry-conflict.php Weekend Web takes a look at the furry conflict and Christians. Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/christian-furry-conflict.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cousin-guitar-keanu.php Weekend Web takes a look at incest, guitars, and Keanu Reeves. What a combo! Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cousin-guitar-keanu.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/families-dollz.php Weekend Web takes a look at stillborns and hott boyz. Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/families-dollz.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/hippies-drugs-dragonballz.php Weekend Web looks at hippies, drugs, and dragon balls. Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/hippies-drugs-dragonballz.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/sparknotes-crushtalk-runescape.php Weekend Web takes a look at SparkNotes, Crush Talk, and Runescape. Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/sparknotes-crushtalk-runescape.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/genius-girl-forums.php Weekend Web takes a look at geniuses, tampons vs. pads, and vaginal discharge while cutting yourself and throwing up because of poor body image and the serious issue of suicide. Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/genius-girl-forums.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furs-bigfoot-multiplicity.php Weekend Web lakes a look at holy furs, big feet, and crazies on LiveJournal. Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furs-bigfoot-multiplicity.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/plentyoffish-43things-sokushu.php Weekend Web takes a look at setting goals for yourself, dating advice, and high school romance. Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/plentyoffish-43things-sokushu.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/gsa-googlevideo-youthtruth.php Weekend Web takes a look at incestuous passion, insightful comments about videos of girls kissing, and someone who is still rooting for the Confederacy. Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/gsa-googlevideo-youthtruth.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/enotalone-sexualforums-cats.php Weekend Web wants you to know, you're not alone, I mean, e not alone. Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/enotalone-sexualforums-cats.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/askimam-youtube-lbuniverse.php This week Weekend Web takes a look at an Imam's advice, video web site comments, and an MTV MMO. Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/askimam-youtube-lbuniverse.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/diaper-balloon-camp.php People get off on wearing diapers and having sex with balloons. Read all about these things that shouldn't exist right here! Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/diaper-balloon-camp.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bioshock-truthmedia-flames.php Reactions to the Truth Media Review of BioShock Sun, 02 Sep 2007 00:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bioshock-truthmedia-flames.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bald-haunted-furries.php The bald possessed furry jumped over the quick brown fox, and had sex with it. Sun, 26 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bald-haunted-furries.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/futanari-ronpaul-hiddentemple.php Weekend Web for August 19th, 2007 Sun, 19 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/futanari-ronpaul-hiddentemple.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/goth-transformers-satanist.php Goths, robot fetishists and satanists combine forces to disgust us all in this Weekend Web. Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/goth-transformers-satanist.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/superheroes-chrstian-teens.php Weekend Web takes a look at the real heroes and teen fundies. Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/superheroes-chrstian-teens.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fallout-scarleteen-armenianclub.php This week Weekend Web takes a look at a lame Fallout forum, a forum for teens who can't tell if they are pregnant or not, and Armenian racists. Sun, 29 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fallout-scarleteen-armenianclub.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/harry-potter-forums.php Weekend Web takes on Harry Potter forums! Sun, 22 Jul 2007 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/harry-potter-forums.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/vampire-rave.php Weekend Web takes a look at Internet vampires. Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/vampire-rave.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/racist-health-forums.php Weekend Web takes a look at racists and those looking for advice from random Internet strangers when their penis bleeds. Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/racist-health-forums.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/macdonalds-skaters.php Weekend Web takes a look at a McDonald's image enhancement program and the persecuted who ride on wood. Sun, 01 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/macdonalds-skaters.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/philosophy-homeschool.php Weekend Web takes on philosophy and homeschool. Stay until the end of the article for a special bonus page that'll reaffirm your hatred of the Internet! Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/philosophy-homeschool.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fastseduction-wikihow.php Weekend Web checks out a forum for creepy pickup artists and a wiki for pathetic Internet advice. Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fastseduction-wikihow.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/liveleak-dragonball-livejournal.php It's Sunday June 10th, 2007 so Weekend Web is taking a look at uncovering reality, uncovering our power level within, and uncovering overreacting Internet drama queens. Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/liveleak-dragonball-livejournal.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/love-scent-occult.php Weekend Web takes a look at a forum for the supernatural and a forum about smells that make ugly guys somehow look attractive to women. Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/love-scent-occult.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/conservative-psychic-dwarves.php Weekend Web takes a look at racists and homophobes, psychic womanizers, and fans of little people. Sun, 20 May 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/conservative-psychic-dwarves.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekend-web-gang.php Weekend Web takes a look at a gang forum and a boylove community. It's a great big Internet out there. Sun, 13 May 2007 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekend-web-gang.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/strippers-vampires-superheroes.php Weekend Web takes a look at strippers, vampires, and superheroes. Sun, 06 May 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/strippers-vampires-superheroes.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/beinggirl-4kids-topix.php Weekend Web takes a look at a children's television forum, a forum for young women, and a general forum with 40 million topics and none of them good. Sun, 29 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/beinggirl-4kids-topix.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/topix-wookiepedia-craftster.php Weekend Web takes a look at Topix, Wookiepedia, and Craftster. Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/topix-wookiepedia-craftster.php