http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say. en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:26:16 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/mengoing-theirownway/MGTOW, "Men Going Their Own Way," is a forum dedicated to fighting against the evil feminist agenda. 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