Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000 Something Awful is first and foremost a news site of the upmost integrity. Like CNN, FOXNews, and ~~~aZnSenSaTiOn6969~~~'s Angelfire site, we bring you hard hitting news like no one else can, except, of course, those sites I just mentioned. Sure, CNN may report what happens around the world, but do they really report what happens on and around the Internet? For the purposes of this article, no, no they do not.<br><br>There are hundreds of stories happening on the world wide web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at The Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the internet. We go in-depth into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what the millions of online citizens have to say about current events. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php 144 42 kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bareback-exchange.php Poz my neg ass! Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bareback-exchange.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/swingers-board.php It's time to share your wife with a swinging Weekend Web. Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/swingers-board.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cuckold-place.php Experienced white bull looking for Asian married couple to abuse. Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cuckold-place.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/world-of-warcraft.php I just blew off a girl so I can raid some internet monsters and get me some purple words. Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/world-of-warcraft.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/damn-you-all.php Weekend Web finds itself madly in love with cartoon character Meg Griffin. Sun, 31 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/damn-you-all.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/big-guts.php MMM YEA RUB MY BELLEH. MY BIG FULL BELLEH IT SO SHINEH FROM ALL THIS OIL. RUB IT! Sun, 17 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/big-guts.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/rapture-ready.php My life as a Christian zealot is so utterly shitty that I wish death on the entire world. Waaaaaaaah! Sun, 10 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/rapture-ready.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/literotica-forums.php Video porn? *guffaws* I don't need that shit you rube. Sun, 03 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/literotica-forums.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/shroomery.php Yarr, there be mushrooms growing on this turd. *glomp glomp glomp* Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/shroomery.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dragon-spot.php Brace yourself for some hot, steamy cannibalistic goodness! Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dragon-spot.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/incest-taboo.php These people sure do love their family members. I mean REALLY love their family members. Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/incest-taboo.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/chimpout.php Oh boy, a racist forum. I can already feel my eyes rolling out of my head. Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/chimpout.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/beastforum.php You might think zoophilia can't phase you, but you aint seen shit yet. Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/beastforum.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/peesearch.php If you're not content with drinking plain piss, maybe you can glean some new ideas from this! Sun, 15 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/peesearch.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/sissykiss-diaper-dreams.php Put on your best diaper. This Weekend Web will have you shitting yourself in horror by page 3. Sun, 08 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/sissykiss-diaper-dreams.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/vampire-realm.php This week we've got a vampire forum to look at. I'll try to keep the "you suck" jokes to a minimum! Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/vampire-realm.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furtopia.php A world without furries is a world without laughter. Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furtopia.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fart-girls-forums.php Something doesn't smell right about these fart fetish forums. Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fart-girls-forums.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/real-superpowers-psychicguild.php What's your superpower? Oh you can manipulate the wind with flatulence. Awesome bro! Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/real-superpowers-psychicguild.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/chubby-parade.php Caution! Chubby Parade becomes Chubby Stampede once a cheeseburger comes into the mix. Sun, 01 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/chubby-parade.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-abovetopsecret.php Abovetopsecret.com has got the lowdown on reptilian shapeshifters, dopplegangers, and moon theories galore! Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-abovetopsecret.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-blazinggrace.php The yahoos over at Blazing Grace are ready to assist you in your quest to earn God's love. All it takes is the will power to not jack off for the rest of your life. Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-blazinggrace.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/govteen-sneeze-fetish.php This week Weekend Web looks at forums for teens, sneeze fetishists, and bullshit. No, not the Penn & Teller kind. Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/govteen-sneeze-fetish.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/biggercity-hilary-animorphs.php We know your family get together was painfully awkward this year, and so are these forums! It's Weekend Web! Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/biggercity-hilary-animorphs.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/answers-colbert-christians.php This week Weekend Web answers all your questions. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/answers-colbert-christians.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/jumptheshark-owls-orgonite.php This week Weekend Web features TV sharks, owl fans, and magic cat charging rocks. Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/jumptheshark-owls-orgonite.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/obama-rama.php What better way to welcome our new president than to highlight the comments of racists who hate him? Weekend Web is back! Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/obama-rama.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/phoenix-wright-keylogger.php This week Weekend Web takes a look at a forum for some garbage anime game and keylogger help. Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/phoenix-wright-keylogger.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dprk-ratemymelons.php This week's Weekend Web is brought to you by the DPRK Board of Tourism. Anytime's a good time to visit the DPRK! Sun, 25 May 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dprk-ratemymelons.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/pregfur-porntalk.php This week we take a look at pregnant furries and bukkake diets. Sun, 18 May 2008 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/pregfur-porntalk.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dare-2-share.php Weekend Web takes a look at yet another teen Christian forum. Mon, 12 May 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dare-2-share.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/randi-daniels-sleepeducation.php Weekend Web takes a look at atheists, hicks, sleepwalkers, and one special brand of crazy person. Sun, 04 May 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/randi-daniels-sleepeducation.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/argue-with-everyone.php Weekend Web takes a look at the first honestly titled forum on the Internet. Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/argue-with-everyone.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/classic-gamefaqs.php Weekend Web takes a look at our old friends at GameFAQs. Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/classic-gamefaqs.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/second-life-exchange.php Weekend Web takes a look at Second Life... again. Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/second-life-exchange.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aspies-jtt.php This week Weekday Web beats a dead horse. We also take a look at an Asperger's forum. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aspies-jtt.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/medhelp.php Weekend Web takes a look at the itchy bumps on your scrotum. Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/medhelp.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/collarme-digiclipse.php Come. enjoy the reality of fetish life. Realtime, and serious inquires only.No cyber. Be Well MASTER RUFFHORSE Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/collarme-digiclipse.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/foreskin-restoration.php Weekend Web takes a look at something it never wants to look at ever again. Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/foreskin-restoration.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/darknest-miserable-life.php Weekend Web takes a look at the face behind World of WarCraft erotica. Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/darknest-miserable-life.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dota-d2jsp.php This is a dark day for Weekend Web. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dota-d2jsp.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/facebook-debates.php Weekend Web takes a look at the political opinions of Facebook users. Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/facebook-debates.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/japantoday-menarebetterthanwomen.php Weekend Web takes a look at floppy penises at home and abroad. Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/japantoday-menarebetterthanwomen.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/measurection.php Weekend Web takes a look at a whole lot of nothing. Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/measurection.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/flashing-forum.php Weekend Web takes a look at penises against our will. Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/flashing-forum.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/emo-corner.php Weekend Web takes a look at emus. Whoops, I mean emos. Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/emo-corner.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/ihatemen-xxxchurch.php Weekend Web takes a look at an anti-porn, anti-masturbation site and a women-hating man-bashing forum. Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/ihatemen-xxxchurch.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/wii-flickr.php It's a BBW party and you're invited! This week Weekend Web takes a look at Wii forums and Flickr. BYOBB. Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/wii-flickr.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/planetchristmas-talkjesus-wisdm.php Weekend Web takes a look at Christmas crazies and Jesus freaks, and you just might gain a little "wisdm" on the way. Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/planetchristmas-talkjesus-wisdm.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/gosupermodel-teenrace.php Weekend Web takes a look at budding supermodels, sad teenagers and the most mature sex this side of the Mississippi! Sun, 16 Dec 2007 02:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/gosupermodel-teenrace.php