Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:30:00 +0000 Something Awful is first and foremost a news site of the upmost integrity. Like CNN, FOXNews, and ~~~aZnSenSaTiOn6969~~~'s Angelfire site, we bring you hard hitting news like no one else can, except, of course, those sites I just mentioned. Sure, CNN may report what happens around the world, but do they really report what happens on and around the Internet? For the purposes of this article, no, no they do not.<br><br>There are hundreds of stories happening on the world wide web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at The Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the internet. 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Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/incest-taboo.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/chimpout.php Oh boy, a racist forum. I can already feel my eyes rolling out of my head. Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/chimpout.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/beastforum.php You might think zoophilia can't phase you, but you aint seen shit yet. Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/beastforum.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/peesearch.php If you're not content with drinking plain piss, maybe you can glean some new ideas from this! Sun, 15 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/peesearch.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/sissykiss-diaper-dreams.php Put on your best diaper. This Weekend Web will have you shitting yourself in horror by page 3. Sun, 08 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/sissykiss-diaper-dreams.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/vampire-realm.php This week we've got a vampire forum to look at. I'll try to keep the "you suck" jokes to a minimum! Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/vampire-realm.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furtopia.php A world without furries is a world without laughter. 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Sun, 01 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/chubby-parade.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-abovetopsecret.php Abovetopsecret.com has got the lowdown on reptilian shapeshifters, dopplegangers, and moon theories galore! Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-abovetopsecret.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-blazinggrace.php The yahoos over at Blazing Grace are ready to assist you in your quest to earn God's love. All it takes is the will power to not jack off for the rest of your life. Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/weekendweb-blazinggrace.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/govteen-sneeze-fetish.php This week Weekend Web looks at forums for teens, sneeze fetishists, and bullshit. No, not the Penn & Teller kind. Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/govteen-sneeze-fetish.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/biggercity-hilary-animorphs.php We know your family get together was painfully awkward this year, and so are these forums! It's Weekend Web! Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/biggercity-hilary-animorphs.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/answers-colbert-christians.php This week Weekend Web answers all your questions. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/answers-colbert-christians.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/jumptheshark-owls-orgonite.php This week Weekend Web features TV sharks, owl fans, and magic cat charging rocks. Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/jumptheshark-owls-orgonite.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/obama-rama.php What better way to welcome our new president than to highlight the comments of racists who hate him? Weekend Web is back! Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/obama-rama.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/phoenix-wright-keylogger.php This week Weekend Web takes a look at a forum for some garbage anime game and keylogger help. Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/phoenix-wright-keylogger.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dprk-ratemymelons.php This week's Weekend Web is brought to you by the DPRK Board of Tourism. Anytime's a good time to visit the DPRK! Sun, 25 May 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dprk-ratemymelons.php