Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:00:00 +0000 According to Dr. David Thorpe and "Your Band Sucks," the music you hold dear is actually unimportant, dull, and staggeringly awful. Everything from folk music to terrorcore-techstep is absolute garbage that has somehow fallen off the trash heap of modern music and found its way into your CD player. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/index.php 144 42 davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/band-reunions-2007.php Thinking of spending $300 for a scalped Police ticket? Read this first! Your Band Sucks presents a guide to some of 2007s hottest reunions, featuring The Police, Van Halen, Rage Against the Machine, the Smashing Pumpkins, The Jesus and Mary Chain, and more. Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/band-reunions-2007.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2006-readers-choice.php Dr. David Thorpe sent out a call for his readers to submit their least favorite music of the year. Behold, the year's worst music, as chosen by Your Band Sucks readers. Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2006-readers-choice.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2006-worlds-greatest.php Something Awful's year-end music awards are finally here. Dr. David Thorpe runs wild on Fergie, Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Fallout Boy and more. Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2006-worlds-greatest.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/metal.php Wed, 06 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/metal.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/fanfiction-review-volume.php Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/fanfiction-review-volume.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2006s-greatest-hits.php Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2006s-greatest-hits.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/ybsat.php Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/ybsat.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/mars-volta-amputecture.php Wed, 16 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/mars-volta-amputecture.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/avenged-sevenfold-reader.php Wed, 02 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/avenged-sevenfold-reader.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/weezing-halt.php Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/weezing-halt.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/more-qa-with.php Wed, 05 Jul 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/more-qa-with.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/hot-summer-releases.php Wed, 21 Jun 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/hot-summer-releases.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/internationally-beloved-demo.php Wed, 07 Jun 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/internationally-beloved-demo.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-band-sucks-3.php Wed, 24 May 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-band-sucks-3.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/tools-10000-days.php Tue, 09 May 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/tools-10000-days.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/avenged-sevenfold-she.php Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/avenged-sevenfold-she.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-part.php Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-part.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-band-sucks-2.php Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-band-sucks-2.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/coheed-cambria-reader.php Wed, 15 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/coheed-cambria-reader.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/coheed-cambria.php Tue, 28 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/coheed-cambria.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north-3.php Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north-3.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2005-readers-choice.php Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2005-readers-choice.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2005-worlds-greatest.php Tue, 17 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2005-worlds-greatest.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/bargain-bin-roundup-2.php Wed, 04 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/bargain-bin-roundup-2.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/bargain-bin-roundup.php Tue, 20 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/bargain-bin-roundup.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north-2.php Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north-2.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north.php Wed, 23 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/thorpes-notes-kellys-2.php Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/thorpes-notes-kellys-2.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-band-sucks.php Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-band-sucks.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/world-famous-demo.php Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/world-famous-demo.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/system-down-hatemail.php Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/system-down-hatemail.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/system-down.php Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/system-down.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/pop-psychology.php Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/pop-psychology.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/more-reader-mail.php Wed, 17 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/more-reader-mail.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/thorpes-notes-kellys.php Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/thorpes-notes-kellys.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/demo-roundup-part-6.php Tue, 19 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/demo-roundup-part-6.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-genre-sucks-3.php Tue, 05 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-genre-sucks-3.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/they-might-be.php Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/they-might-be.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/greatest-albums-ever.php Tue, 07 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/greatest-albums-ever.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/music-trivia.php Tue, 24 May 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/music-trivia.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/mars-volta-reader.php Mon, 09 May 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/mars-volta-reader.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/the-mars-volta.php Wed, 27 Apr 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/the-mars-volta.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/demo-roundup-part-5.php Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/demo-roundup-part-5.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/indie-goes-broke.php Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/indie-goes-broke.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/not-exactly-nostalgia-2.php Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/not-exactly-nostalgia-2.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/not-exactly-nostalgia.php Sun, 13 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/not-exactly-nostalgia.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-genre-sucks-2.php Sun, 30 Jan 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-genre-sucks-2.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-genre-sucks.php Sun, 16 Jan 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/your-genre-sucks.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2004-worlds-greatest.php Mon, 03 Jan 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/2004-worlds-greatest.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/reader-mail.php Sun, 19 Dec 2004 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/reader-mail.php