1. Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Command Queue

    Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Command Queue

    A glimpse at the the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Command Queue and the important decisions facing the leader of the finest living and research colony on Mars.

  2. Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service

    Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service

    The future's most powerful corporation continues to prove its excellence in the field of Martian terraforming and colonization.

  3. Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome to the newest station in the DynaMars Corporation family! Cycnus Station is a state-of-the-art campus with all the amenities you'd expect back home on Earth -- only here on Mars!

  4. Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome back, Cycnus Station Resident! DynaMars Corporation is committed to keeping you updated on all relevant station news. Today's highlights: fumigation, new station commander, and mandatory relocation to external supply shed. Please enjoy!

  5. Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome back, Cycnus Station Resident! DynaMars Corporation is committed to keeping you updated on all relevant station news. Today's highlights: exciting new holiday protocols, amazing scientific breakthroughs in the field of urination, and a surprise visit from the Lunar City Children's Choir! Please enjoy!

  6. Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Cycnus Station is dangerously overstaffed, creating a volatile "too many cooks in the kitchen" environment. In an effort to ensure safety, we have decided to reduce Cycnus Station personnel to one. By way of impartial lottery, we have chosen Resident #012 to oversee every facet of Cycnus Station maintenance and operation for the next three years.

  7. Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation Cycnus Station Update Kiosk

    Cycnus Station is back in business following some brief legal battles over inhumane treatment of clones. The new human and android crew is ready to focus 100% on the important work of colonizing Mars!

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