1. Keith's Tie Emporium: Big Sale!

    Keith's Tie Emporium: Big Sale!

    Those social worker thieves and my no-good son are out to get me and my ties. Come buy a piece of tie history before it's too late.

  2. Keith's Tie Emporium Breakout Deals

    Keith's Tie Emporium Breakout Deals

    Keith here. Can't talk. On the lamb. Buy a tie, please. I need money. Money and food. Please help.

  3. International Tie Sale

    International Tie Sale

    Keith's latest tie venture from an unnamed mountain base.

  4. Keith's  Wool Tie Emporium

    Keith's Wool Tie Emporium

    Keith's Emporium is open with the newest style in wool ties

  5. Tie 2.0

    Tie 2.0

    dads been gone for like four months so now it my time to take over for the old coot heh. gonna make this shit shine. welcome to the future of tie sales.

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