1. Dear Mr. Congress-Man

    Dear Mr. Congress-Man

    A concerned citizen writes his congressman to discuss a most important matter of science.

  2. Dear Mr. Congress-Man

    Dear Mr. Congress-Man

    A concerned immigrant's letter to his congressman regarding hostile blimp activity and the fate of all mankind in the coming tribulation.

  3. ATTN: Mr. Olive Garden

    ATTN: Mr. Olive Garden

    Mr. Olive Garden, I have traveled to the furthest reaches of time and space to bear witness to a barren universe robbed of its galaxies, stars, nebulae and wonder.

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