1. Regarding Mr. Stormbeard's Negative Impact on the Neighborhood

    Regarding Mr. Stormbeard's Negative Impact on the Neighborhood

    An open letter to the Neighborhood Association regarding the behavior of Shady Vale's newest resident, Langall Stormbeard, on the subject of his unkempt yard and reckless use of sorcery.

  2. Concerning the Continued Nuisance Posed by Mr. Stormbeard

    Concerning the Continued Nuisance Posed by Mr. Stormbeard

    I believe you to be well aware of my ill feelings toward Langall Stormbeard, who resides at 2234 Roaring Elk Drive, the residence immediately adjacent to mine. For the past year I have been writing to complain about his bizarre, troubling, and dangerous behavior. For the past year you have been ignoring me.

  3. Immediate Action Must Be Taken Against the Stormbeard Family

    Immediate Action Must Be Taken Against the Stormbeard Family

    As I noted in my last letter, Mr. Stormbeard's estranged wife returned home. Her arrival sparked a fresh wave of violent, supernatural events. As the couple bickered and argued, the entire neighborhood seemed to quake. This problem has only intensified with the arrival of Scott, Mr. Stormbeard's teenage son and drug addict.

  4. Regarding the Unspeakable Evil of Mr. Stormbeard

    Regarding the Unspeakable Evil of Mr. Stormbeard

    I apologize if the tone of this letter seems harsh, but my family and I are presently trapped inside a trans-dimensional crystal with the neighbor from hell. That neighbor is none other than Langall Stormbeard, who resides at 2234 Roaring Elk Drive.

  5. The Time to Evict Mr. Stormbeard is Now

    The Time to Evict Mr. Stormbeard is Now

    I have written you many times to complain about Mr. Stormbeard's unruly lawn and flagrant disregard for the neighborhood charter, a document I vowed to uphold at all costs. I must now inform you that this sacred document has been stained with blood.

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