From: Nevik MinorEvil
He said bad words. They hurt my feelings. I am now dead.
Let's go to something more positive now, an email message which greeted us with "Morning!" and pretty much went downhill from there.
From: Christian Bednarek
Hubba hubba! Now that we've got that mandatory happiness out of the way, let's revert back to "dark and brooding idiot mode" because, quite frankly, it's so very exciting.
From: Alan Funk
I don't know, Alan Funk, I'll have to get my Litmus paper and do a little test! In the meantime, why don't you and your Canadian buddy Arthur R.T. Dickey get together and talk about how people like you got technical jobs of any merit whatsoever! Then maybe you can ask why you decided to use your work email accounts, which have your contact information in your sigs, to flame us? I hope the answer is exciting! POSITIVELY exciting! Har!
Just to demonstrate that the NWN fans are just as verbose as the Lord of the Rings jerks, I think we should take a slight right at the next corner and head into "I've Got Way Too Much Free Time" Avenue.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Truth Media seeks to lure out the brainless zealots mindlessly spewing words about faceless companies and products they have no relation to. Why do folks get so worked up over such inconsequential things? Truth Media is here, not to discover the answer to this, but just to make fun of them.