From: karen huttis
Subject: juggulor????u mean JUGGALO!!!!

is this a joke????before u criticize musicians, know who u are criticising.u know hardly anything about the insane clown posse.But for those of us who do know about them, we know that eminem is the one riding coattails.his lyrics and sound is the same one that the icp were doing years ago.icp and esham built the underground rap scene, eminem came like 5-6 years later, and that was still before dre found him.and there real names......Joseph Bruce(violent j) and joseph Utsler( shaggy 2 dope).thank u!!!come on though seriously, u guys sound like a couple mainstream teeny boppers that are trying to make there hero(feminem) not so fake.as truth has it, icp grew up an the rough streets.watch MTV much????? yup thats right an eminem special, including his life growing up in detroits suburbs.there shows???who in heck else do you know that throws faygo pop?who raised all the money for faygo to make there cool new cans and cases? THE INSANE MUTHA F%$#IN CLOWN POSSE.who co created the style feminem and she-12 uses today? who was associating batman, chainsaws and the horror genra back since 1989? the INSANE CLOWN POSSE! Now that im done bitching about this atrocity. I SERIOUSLY SUGGEST, FOR YOUR OWN BENIFIT, YOU SHOULD RE- EVALUATE YOUR STORY(U WOULDNT WANT PPL DISLIKING YOUR SITE BECAUSE OF THE LIES AND BULLSHIT INFO U PRETEND TO KNOW ABOUT) WOULD U???

Hey Karen: A/S/L? Ha ha, that's just a little Internet joke there, thanks for playing along! I do, however, think her advice of "re-evaluting our story" so people won't "dislike our site" is great news. From now on, we're running all Truth Media Reviews through a stringent fact-checking system controlled by one of those Radio Shack robots from the 1980's that wore the black and white tuxedo and served drinks via remote control. His name is "Stinky" and he hates the Jew-controlled Hollywood agenda!

But wait gang, that's not all! Karen Huttis is back again with the spiciest email this side of the Pecos! Brace yourself for "Karen Huttis 2: The Revenge!"

From: karen huttis
Subject: TRUTH MEDIA???FALSE MEDIA!!!

TRUTH MADIA MY A$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE A 2ND LOOK AT YOU INSANE CLOWN POSSE REVIEW. LITTLE TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE YOU JUST MADE YOUR SITE OUT TO BE A CHEEP UNORGANIZED BUNCH OF HATERS!! BUT IM SURE THAT NOBODY REALLY GIVES 2 FLYING FUCKS ABOUT YOUR SITE, SO MAKE UP WHATEVER STRIES YOU HAVE TOO!

"A$$"? Wait, she writes out "FUCK" but censors "ASS"? Did she do that intentionally or was she trying to make some political statement about the influence of money in the music review scene? If so, Karen, you are the prophet of the future, ready to lead us to the Promised Land™! I apologize to everybody reading this article, as I wasn't aware you didn't give "2 FLYING FUCKS" about our site. JUGGALOS 4 LIFE D00DZ!!!

If those two emails weren't depressing enough, we're about to upchuck an even worse load of steaming yams into your lap. Now don't get us wrong; we think the raging ICP fans are idiots. However, we think the people who read Something Awful and still don't understand the concept behind Truth Media Reviews earn the rank of "King Idiot Of The Universe or Solar System, Whichever is Currently Bigger at the Time." For Christ's sake, how can you read this site and not know that Truth Media is just a bunch of bullshit flamebait? How can anybody ignore the obvious day and day again? Oh yeah, that's right, the Internet makes you stupid. My mistake.

From: Greg Hahn
Subject: tsk tsk tsk

As a huge fan of your website I was astonished at the lack of research made in your Insane Clown Posse article.

1) They are not brothers. Their names are Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler.
2) The name you were referring to was Inner City Posse, who never graduated high school (i'm not proud of that, but get ur facts straight)
3) Inner City Posse were not like KISS at all, they were rap.
4) Violent J (Joe Bruce, or Bruce Utsler as you ignorantly called him) never tried to kill himself.
5) The Insane Clown Posse formed in 1992 with "Bassment Cuts". Then eventually sold world-wide in stores with the CDs "Carnival of Carnage", "Beverly Kills 50187", "Ringmaster", and "Terror Wheel". ALL before "Riddle Box" came out....
6) which was in 1995, still before Eminem came out with anything for the general public.
7) After that, Insane Clown Posse came out with "The Great Milenko" in 1997. Still before "My Name Is" became popular.
8) JUGGALOS!
9) Shaggy 2 Dope!
10) FAYGO COLA!
11) There was more, but you get my drift.

I think it is extremely immature of you to have a review of the Insane Clown Posse made by somebody who, not only does not know how to research their article, but clearly has something against the Insane Clown Posse, and has a huge boner for Eminem.

Once again, as a loyal fan of somethingawful.com, I am disgraced...

DaHumorist

Please stop reading this site. Seriously, don't read it. Greg, please follow these instructions: delete Something Awful from your bookmarks. Take your computer, turn it off, push it out of your window, and then move to some godless ninth-world country where computers are considered a tool of the devil. For hell's sake, it makes me embarrassed to be affiliated with people like Greg; knowing that he reads SA and is yet too dense to understand the humor makes me weep tears of humiliation at night. This is a problem because that conflicts with my normal "weeping tears of depression" nightly procedure. Damn you Greg! Damn you for being so horrible!

Let's head back to bright and shiny AOL Land, where we've got mail!

From: [email protected]
Subject: too bad

U KNOW THERE MUSIC IS ORIGINAL UNLIKE ALL OF EMINEM'S MUSIC WHICH WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN HEARD, IF IT WASNT UP TO DRE(HIS BOYFRIEND). PLUS THE RELEASE OF EMINEM NEW ALBUM(THE EMINEM SHOW) RIP OFF OFF ICP'S(THE SHAGGY SHOW. AND EMINEMS ASSOCIATION WITH BATMAN(CAME FROM ICP'S NINJAZ TWIZTID) AS JAMIE MADROX HAS HAD THAT THEME FOREVER . OH YEAH DID U KNOW ICP LIVED IN DETRIOT WAY BEFORE(U GUESSED IT) EMINEM. WHERE EMINEM LIVED IN WARREN. OH YEAH THE CLOWNZ DONT CARE ABOUT RADIO PLAY, TRL , MTV OR ANY OF THAT. THEY PROVED THEY COULD GET ON THE RADIO AND MTV WITH(LET'S GO ALL THE WAY). SO THEY COULD IF THEY WANTED TO. KEY WORDS. (IF THE WANTED TO) ICP IS THEY FOR THE FANS. AS EMINEM IS THERE 4 THE MONEY. SO U SHOULD FIGURE OUT WHATCHA R TALKIN ABOUT CAUSE , I BET ONE OF YA WILL GET BEAT DOWN SOON, AND YOU GUESSED IT(BY A JUGGALO OR GROUP OF JUGGALOS) CAUSE THATS THE WAY IT IS. LATA LOSERZ

Oh no! We're going to get beaten up again! Also Eminem is gay! And we're probably gay too! And ICP is the best! And we're the worst! And writing IN ALL CAPS IS THE COOL THING TO DO, LIKE HANGING OUT BY THE HICKORY FARMS IN ALDERWOOD MALL AND INJECTING GLUE INTO YOUR EYES.

Moving on, we are paid a visit by "The Gravy Train." Don't ask; it will explain itself in a moment, and then you'll invariably regret it.

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