From: "Endless mike"
What is with the under-handed insults tonight? I do have heavy hands sir and I am insulted by your comment. I won't even dignify your email with any more of a response.
Jesus, what is this world coming to?
No it wasn't Carl Johnson it was Carl Winslow and it wasn't his mom who got killed it was his neighbor's dentist. Have you ever seen this movie called The Secret Lives of Dentists? It's a funny movie where this guy's wife cheats on him and he wants to kill her but can't because he's a giant wuss.
It must be a full moon because here's another flame mail!
I will answer all of the points you made in your email truthfully and honestly.
Who checks your facts when you write a story?
The lead character's name is Carl Johnson not Jordan!
No it's not.
He is trying to avenge his mother's death, not his father's!
The Developer Rockstar North and the Publisher is Rockstar Games, not Rockstar Interactive!
You should get your facts straight before you start writing about anything.
Utterly and completely false. You know what, get your facts straight before writing to this website. You don't know what you're talking about!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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