From: "george dickerson"
I actually did add this guy to my Friends list on Xbox Live and we played a few rounds of Halo 2. He is really quite good at the game and gave me a run for my money. We actually settled our differences and I explained to him that it was just a fake review and I didn't mean any harm. He said it was cool and invited me to a Halo 2 LAN party in Southern California. I decided to go and actually had a great time. After the LAN party I was a little tipsy and decided to crash at George's place. We talked games for a while. After a long pause he asked me if I had ever kissed another man. I said no but I was curious about it. He asked me if I wanted to try it and I said alright and nervously inched forward to where George was sitting. We moved our faces close together and gently touched lips. It felt nice. It was a feeling I had never experienced before, but it felt good. We started making out when suddenly his mom came into the room and asked what we are doing up so late. She was horrified and chased me out of the house. I didn't even have time to get my pants. I rode the bus home in my boxer shorts.
Say hello to James Bloomfield. You're on the Spokker Jones Show.
From: "James Bloomfield"
Judging by the emails recieved so far, you could probably fit on average eight San Andreas hate mails inside one Halo 2 hate mail. They are that huge. I made a lot of mistakes in my Halo 2 review last week and I really want to beg for your forgiveness. Pray for me for I have sinned. Please God help my soul.
Uh, Steve Harris. You're up, kid!
From: "Steve Harris"
The funny thing about this email is that Halo was actually planned to be developed and released on the Mac first. Bungie was eventually bought by Microsoft and the rest is history.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Truth Media seeks to lure out the brainless zealots mindlessly spewing words about faceless companies and products they have no relation to. Why do folks get so worked up over such inconsequential things? Truth Media is here, not to discover the answer to this, but just to make fun of them.