From: "george dickerson"
I actually did add this guy to my Friends list on Xbox Live and we played a few rounds of Halo 2. He is really quite good at the game and gave me a run for my money. We actually settled our differences and I explained to him that it was just a fake review and I didn't mean any harm. He said it was cool and invited me to a Halo 2 LAN party in Southern California. I decided to go and actually had a great time. After the LAN party I was a little tipsy and decided to crash at George's place. We talked games for a while. After a long pause he asked me if I had ever kissed another man. I said no but I was curious about it. He asked me if I wanted to try it and I said alright and nervously inched forward to where George was sitting. We moved our faces close together and gently touched lips. It felt nice. It was a feeling I had never experienced before, but it felt good. We started making out when suddenly his mom came into the room and asked what we are doing up so late. She was horrified and chased me out of the house. I didn't even have time to get my pants. I rode the bus home in my boxer shorts.
Say hello to James Bloomfield. You're on the Spokker Jones Show.
From: "James Bloomfield"
Judging by the emails recieved so far, you could probably fit on average eight San Andreas hate mails inside one Halo 2 hate mail. They are that huge. I made a lot of mistakes in my Halo 2 review last week and I really want to beg for your forgiveness. Pray for me for I have sinned. Please God help my soul.
Uh, Steve Harris. You're up, kid!
From: "Steve Harris"
The funny thing about this email is that Halo was actually planned to be developed and released on the Mac first. Bungie was eventually bought by Microsoft and the rest is history.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Truth Media seeks to lure out the brainless zealots mindlessly spewing words about faceless companies and products they have no relation to. Why do folks get so worked up over such inconsequential things? Truth Media is here, not to discover the answer to this, but just to make fun of them.