Overview: The review of "Amnesiac" was written by Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen, who has never even listened to the album. He read a couple reviews on the Internet, changed a few of the most obvious facts to what would then seem like unresearched errors, and let the flames roll in. Although, to be honest, almost all of us here do hate Radiohead.
Current Number of Flames:135
This first gem comes from "The Radiohead Master," who obviously chose not to refer to himself as "The Coherency Master" because I'm still trying to figure out what 99% of his email was supposed to mean. However, I do understand the principle notion that I am, in fact, "a fag."
From: Tom Stevens
Next up we have a flame against me, the EDITOR, of Truth Media! Of all the callous insults, I can't believe he dared insult my journalistic integrity and claim that as an editor of a "proffesional" website, I would be "embarassed" by the poor "writting" of an article!
From: Andrew Stryker
One of the most common and banal insults we get here at Something Awful is the boring "boy, your website SURE IS SOMETHING AWFUL!!!" Is that supposed to be some startling revelation or poisoned knife in our back? I mean, Jesus Christ, we named the site "Something Awful," of course we know it's something awful. This insult is like writing into CNN and complaining "boy, your website sure is a COMPLETE NEWS NETWORK!!! Ha ha! Burn!"
From: [email protected]
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Truth Media seeks to lure out the brainless zealots mindlessly spewing words about faceless companies and products they have no relation to. Why do folks get so worked up over such inconsequential things? Truth Media is here, not to discover the answer to this, but just to make fun of them.