If you've ever scooped out pumpkin innards, fingering me feels very similar- plus you can eat the "seeds".— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) October 20, 2012
How many bridges could a woodchuck burn if a woodchuck stopped returning emails&calls sorry I haven't been returning anyone's emails&calls.— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 15, 2012
a cool thing about having a lot of work to do is that i have a way to stay busy when no one calls on friday nights!— rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) October 19, 2012
How much longer do I have to see the Steve Jobs Tribute on the Apple page? If I wanted a constant reminder of death I'd call my mother.— Tess Rafferty (@TessRafferty) October 8, 2012
I'm not white enough to be excited for a new version of Windows.— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 22, 2012
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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