Don't trust men. They'll say anything to get in your pants, prance with them round the house and say shit like "I'm Becky I wear girl pants"— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) October 21, 2012
Friday night, bitches!!! We're going to our babysitter's birthday party to make 'E.T.' references that nobody gets!— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) October 20, 2012
When's the cutoff for trying to memorize the lyrics to "It's The End Of The World As We Know It". Trying to get an edge, socially.— albertina rizzo (@albz) October 16, 2012
HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: don’t— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) October 22, 2012
I would literally watch my parents fuck in their hot tub before I'd watch an episode of Dancing With The Stars.— Slashleen (@Slashleen) October 18, 2012
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
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