If you smoke E-Cigs I'm going to assume you're a gay French robot from the future.— Maurice Aouad (@Maaouad) November 7, 2012
RT @ehasselbeck: Good morning Greece. Oh... I mean America. // Try the stuffed sour grapes leaves.— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 7, 2012
since obamas victory he's done nothing but holler about loving big tittys. congress is afraid to impeach him cause ppl will think theyre gay— deg (@degg) November 7, 2012
Attention Romney supporters: if you miss propping up 2 shitty pieces of absolute garbage, you could be my new bra.— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) November 7, 2012
I'm just sitting here male lactating into the mouths of my teenage sons— Löwenäffchen (@Lowenaffchen) November 8, 2012
Yes Paypal I would love to use Bill Me Later on this three dollar piece of shit I got from ebay— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 8, 2012
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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