If you smoke E-Cigs I'm going to assume you're a gay French robot from the future.— Maurice Aouad (@Maaouad) November 7, 2012
RT @ehasselbeck: Good morning Greece. Oh... I mean America. // Try the stuffed sour grapes leaves.— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 7, 2012
since obamas victory he's done nothing but holler about loving big tittys. congress is afraid to impeach him cause ppl will think theyre gay— deg (@degg) November 7, 2012
Attention Romney supporters: if you miss propping up 2 shitty pieces of absolute garbage, you could be my new bra.— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) November 7, 2012
I'm just sitting here male lactating into the mouths of my teenage sons— Löwenäffchen (@Lowenaffchen) November 8, 2012
Yes Paypal I would love to use Bill Me Later on this three dollar piece of shit I got from ebay— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 8, 2012
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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