If you smoke E-Cigs I'm going to assume you're a gay French robot from the future.— Maurice Aouad (@Maaouad) November 7, 2012
RT @ehasselbeck: Good morning Greece. Oh... I mean America. // Try the stuffed sour grapes leaves.— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 7, 2012
since obamas victory he's done nothing but holler about loving big tittys. congress is afraid to impeach him cause ppl will think theyre gay— deg (@degg) November 7, 2012
Attention Romney supporters: if you miss propping up 2 shitty pieces of absolute garbage, you could be my new bra.— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) November 7, 2012
I'm just sitting here male lactating into the mouths of my teenage sons— Löwenäffchen (@Lowenaffchen) November 8, 2012
Yes Paypal I would love to use Bill Me Later on this three dollar piece of shit I got from ebay— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 8, 2012
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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