If you smoke E-Cigs I'm going to assume you're a gay French robot from the future.— Maurice Aouad (@Maaouad) November 7, 2012
RT @ehasselbeck: Good morning Greece. Oh... I mean America. // Try the stuffed sour grapes leaves.— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 7, 2012
since obamas victory he's done nothing but holler about loving big tittys. congress is afraid to impeach him cause ppl will think theyre gay— deg (@degg) November 7, 2012
Attention Romney supporters: if you miss propping up 2 shitty pieces of absolute garbage, you could be my new bra.— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) November 7, 2012
I'm just sitting here male lactating into the mouths of my teenage sons— Löwenäffchen (@Lowenaffchen) November 8, 2012
Yes Paypal I would love to use Bill Me Later on this three dollar piece of shit I got from ebay— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 8, 2012
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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