Not to be confused with Physical Cliff, who is never allowed at the YMCA again.— tokenbrotha (@tokenbrotha) November 9, 2012
FUN FACT: when a dog sees a cat they just think it's a really sexy dog— Pablo Naruto (@russvsbear) August 29, 2012
*overlooks majestic plains of north america & feels the wind's plea to respect the land that raised his ancestors* "my phone's about to die"— dank hitler(@urynus) September 21, 2012
Just saw a horse run by with a boner, I got super pissed and chased after it but he was faster than me— The Prez (@Perfect_Beanis) April 12, 2011
I cranked my hog today/to see if it still squeals/i focus on the hog/the only thing that's real— dat aß (@all_night_diner) May 14, 2012
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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