Not to be confused with Physical Cliff, who is never allowed at the YMCA again.— tokenbrotha (@tokenbrotha) November 9, 2012
FUN FACT: when a dog sees a cat they just think it's a really sexy dog— Pablo Naruto (@russvsbear) August 29, 2012
*overlooks majestic plains of north america & feels the wind's plea to respect the land that raised his ancestors* "my phone's about to die"— dank hitler(@urynus) September 21, 2012
Just saw a horse run by with a boner, I got super pissed and chased after it but he was faster than me— The Prez (@Perfect_Beanis) April 12, 2011
I cranked my hog today/to see if it still squeals/i focus on the hog/the only thing that's real— dat aß (@all_night_diner) May 14, 2012
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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