@realbillygunn has a male fan ever asked to shave your ass? or female for that matter?— deg (@degg) September 11, 2011
@degg yes a long time ago— Kip sopp (@RealBillyGunn) September 11, 2011
who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off— wint (@dril) September 16, 2012
IF OBAMA GETS REELECTED I SWEAR I'M MOVING TO *checks list of countries more libertarian than the US* TRANS-SOMALIAN DISPUTED ZONE #TEAPARTY— Virgil Turkey Texas (@virgiltexas) June 28, 2012
shit yes It's almost December. Time to bust out all the fruitcake jokes I've been saving all year (They preserve well, LOL) <- 1st joke— Lord BEEF (@lordbeef) November 21, 2010
relaly hoping this election isnt a repeat of '04, when i got trapped in a brushpile and mistakenly voted for a bird— wint (@dril) November 6, 2012
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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