idk thinkin bout quittin my job at the hole drilling Factory. its just so.... BOring— [o_o] (@limbsoup) November 20, 2012
cool thing to do as a kid: fiddle around with your nipples in front of the bathroom mirror until your mom screams at you— deg (@degg) November 20, 2012
Getting lots of dirty looks in the locker room. So I have luxurious pubic hair and a muscular clit. GET OVER IT— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) November 20, 2012
Tons of vultures have been circling my ass and genitals today.— Spirit Ghost (@haha_what) November 19, 2012
"Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore" Dorothy says upon realizing she now has easy access to birth control and reproductive medicine— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) November 18, 2012
"Yo, brain TV was mad scary last night" - Vin Diesel talking about a nightmare #VinDieselSunday— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) November 18, 2012
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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