If you'd like to check out the first installment of Ass Effect you can go here, but reading it probably won't help you understand what's going on.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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