F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
Little girls in nightgowns with wet hair obscuring their faces aren't scary any more, so for the inevitable sequel might I recommend replacing Alma with one of those 5 year old beauty pageant contestants? 6/10
Street Fighter IV
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Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad
Tries so hard to be wacky without substance that it makes Zombie Strippers! roll its eyes. 1/10
House Of The Dead: Overkill
Waggle like G did. 7/10
The one Wii game that tries to do something new is destined to sell less units than Nyko's Wii Fit Rechargeable Board Sponge. 7/10
Bigfoot: Collision Course
A bigger mess than the lives of people who buy monster truck games. 1/10
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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