F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
Little girls in nightgowns with wet hair obscuring their faces aren't scary any more, so for the inevitable sequel might I recommend replacing Alma with one of those 5 year old beauty pageant contestants? 6/10
Street Fighter IV
All you need to know:
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad
Tries so hard to be wacky without substance that it makes Zombie Strippers! roll its eyes. 1/10
House Of The Dead: Overkill
Waggle like G did. 7/10
The one Wii game that tries to do something new is destined to sell less units than Nyko's Wii Fit Rechargeable Board Sponge. 7/10
Bigfoot: Collision Course
A bigger mess than the lives of people who buy monster truck games. 1/10
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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