F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
Little girls in nightgowns with wet hair obscuring their faces aren't scary any more, so for the inevitable sequel might I recommend replacing Alma with one of those 5 year old beauty pageant contestants? 6/10
Street Fighter IV
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Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad
Tries so hard to be wacky without substance that it makes Zombie Strippers! roll its eyes. 1/10
House Of The Dead: Overkill
Waggle like G did. 7/10
The one Wii game that tries to do something new is destined to sell less units than Nyko's Wii Fit Rechargeable Board Sponge. 7/10
Bigfoot: Collision Course
A bigger mess than the lives of people who buy monster truck games. 1/10
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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