Team Fortress 2 is an online team-based shooter with nine distinct classes and snazziest art direction in an FPS to date. Beyond that, I really have no clue what's going on.
I never played the original Team Fortress and barely skimmed the TF2 thread in our forums, which makes me just as qualified to make a comprehensive strategy guide for the game as Eurogamer was qualified to post a review mere hours after the beta went live. I am not, however, qualified to write a proper transition between this introduction and the actual guide, which focuses on the game's...
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The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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