It appears that our Alaskan college student did not appreciate being showcased on the Webcam Ward. In fact, he made a video to express how he felt!

He also sent me these wonderful emails!

Just so you know, Just Sayin' - vol. 4 reached another couple hundred views in the
last few hours it was posted on my channel. The average rating went down from 4.5/5
to 1/5, and it earned about 50 comments all containing some variation of the word
Faggot. Kudos to the one user who somehow found out I was actually homosexual
(technically bi, but what the fuck ever, right?), because they actually apologized
in another comment. At the request of users commenting on my channel in general, I
won't "ever, ever, ever" upload another video again, and I'll be sure to keep my
eyebrows in check at the risk of looking like a "goddamn Muppet", which I also
noticed is something you guys at SA picked up on.
And thank you so much for the witty commentary! Now that I know for sure the video
wasn't just a re-embedding of the original (which is the most any normal
scared-shitless teenager could hope for), my ten-minute super-fab rant about nothing
has been reduced to a laughtrack for "a Carl Sagan thing" or "the Royal Family" -
none of which I would know about because I'm a know-nothing Native from a fucking
small town in Alaska, with extra emphasis on the Fucking. Plus, it goes without
saying that whatever message I might've hidden in the video now matters less than
the opinion of Squaids-ridden trolls hiding behind LOLFAG spamments, which is
probably how it should have been since I first started a YouTube account.
Love the thumbnail you chose for my headshot, by the way. I look stoned out of my
fucking mind. Brings back memories. I've also been a drinker since I was 18, but
somehow I'm still a virgin... Both kinds of virgin. If there's anything else you
want to tag me for, just let me know.
-Nolan

The first email appears to just be the script he used for the video. Thanks, I guess!

A day later, Mr. Lind had this to say:

so, i need to apologize. i was a dick earlier, and i'm still learning that i need to
lighten the fuck up. we cool? now, if you check my youtube page, i salvaged one
upload you're more than welcome to tear apart, with my blessing
- LINK DIDN'T WORK
seriously, it's been fun. i just wish i started following your website a lot sooner!
love, peace, and chicken grease.
-Nolan

Quite a turnaround!

That does it for this week at the Webcam Ward and if you run into a downright horrible video on the world wide web, let us know!

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