Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we are being punished by some horrible demonic parody of God, and have to watch terrible YouTube videos every two weeks. In this episode, Diabetus and I watch a girl garner money from nerds with the power of cleavage and the Far East.

I don't know what the fuck to believe anymore. MissHannahMinx seems like the kind of dark-haired 21-year-old that should have gone "too old for Goth but still trying" long ago, but made the wrong left turn in life and went completely to the Japanophile side of things. Her videos are a sexually confusing mish-mash of anime emoticons and boobs somehow held in tiny shirts. Actually, going by her videos, she seems to only own two of these tiny shirts.

Minx's main purpose seems to be to teach YouTube Japanese one-word at a time, meaning fluency is only a mere decades away. But then there's shit about goth dating, and gifts she got from her YouTube admirers, and I don't know what the hell some of this other crap is. It's like she's trying to corner the market on horny otakus who want to watch their animes straight from the source. I have to wonder if she realizes most of the content coming out of Japan involves cartoon women being fucked by an octopus. Maybe she does realize that, but is intent on marrying a cyberpunk samurai regardless.

This is not for me to say. All I have to wonder is if the Japanese have a word for "shameful erection". Considering that she won an award for being the #2 YouTube director in YouTube Japan, yes, there is mostly like a single word for that, and I'd wager it's not very many syllables. "Fukkake," if I had to guess.

Enjoy. Avert your eyes.

Japanese Word of the Day - TEENY TINY

Translation: My psychiatrist recommends I don't make these videos anymore Added:
Description: Today's word is Cheesai, meaning small. In Hiragana it is written as: (who cares) In Kanji it is written as: (not me)
User: MissHannahMinx
Rating: 1482/1749 people like this video!
Views: 284,012

Best Viewer Comment: dirtygoghi - If you want people to learn faster I would suggest a couple of things.

1. Change the text location on the screen
2. Wear a sweater

That does it for this week at the Webcam Ward and if you run into a downright horrible video on the world wide web, let us know!

– Diabetus and Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer

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