"Wait a minute, slowbeef," you say. "This guy is actually ranting about the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, and the 'What Year Is It?' app on my iPhone 4 says that it's 2010. You trying to swindle me out of my hard-earned Webcam Ward dollars?" Three things: First, I'm telling you that upfront with this hypothetical conversation. Second, seriously, it's the same awards show every stupid year with a new "outrageous" thing thrown in. Third, as of this writing, the iPhone 4 is not on sale, so who's the big liar now?
Strangely, cobraredx's big beef is that Twilight won all the awards... so actually, if he wanted, he could just redo this whole rant again and it would've worked for 2010 anyway. Now, considering that Twilight is good literature according to the standards of 13-year-old girls and people with the brains of 13-year-old girls surgically transplanted into them, you might wonder why we're making fun of this guy. After all, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, right? Well, I'm waging a war and here, and YouTube's my enemy right now, so one thing at a time.
If you need some more topical humor, then pretend there were a lot of jokes about Sandra Bullock and her Nazi-fucking ex in the preceding two paragraphs. Maybe something like, "If the bus's speed goes under fifty miles an hour, then this girl will have to fuck Hitler!" except there's no bomb on the bus and she did and God who cares, I hate celebrity gossip.
Anyway, here's a naked black guy mad at Twilight.
|'One day I will have a tattoo that reads Hagrid 4 Lyfe' Added: May 31, 2009|
Description: me speaking my mind on the whole mtv movie awards.
Rating: 2/3 people like this video!
Best Viewer Comment: hye dude ... this is your friend kayla.v from school lols ...... btw if you read the twilight books then you would know that jacob is a shapeshifter not aÿ wearwolf lols its ok ... ill talk to you at school k lols byes
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