There is nothing you can do because you are a pussy.
THE INTERNET. FURTHERING THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE EVERY DAY.
Cease all dissing or I will sue you!
...because I've never seen one.
I think your prayer was sent straight to God's voice mail.
Hillarious stuff, folks.
YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS AND MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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