There is nothing you can do because you are a pussy.
THE INTERNET. FURTHERING THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE EVERY DAY.
Cease all dissing or I will sue you!
...because I've never seen one.
I think your prayer was sent straight to God's voice mail.
Hillarious stuff, folks.
YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS AND MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
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