There is nothing you can do because you are a pussy.
THE INTERNET. FURTHERING THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE EVERY DAY.
Cease all dissing or I will sue you!
www.dictionary.com
...because I've never seen one.
I think your prayer was sent straight to God's voice mail.
Hillarious stuff, folks.
YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS AND MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
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