There is nothing you can do because you are a pussy.

THE INTERNET. FURTHERING THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE EVERY DAY.

Cease all dissing or I will sue you!

www.dictionary.com

...because I've never seen one.

I think your prayer was sent straight to God's voice mail.

Hillarious stuff, folks.

YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS AND MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.

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