There is nothing you can do because you are a pussy.
THE INTERNET. FURTHERING THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE EVERY DAY.
Cease all dissing or I will sue you!
...because I've never seen one.
I think your prayer was sent straight to God's voice mail.
Hillarious stuff, folks.
YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS AND MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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