Why do they even have to ask?

CAPS LOCK MAKES WHAT YOU SAY MORE IMPORTANT AND THEREFORE PEOPLE WILL READ IT.

Don't hate, appreciate.

Whenever someone says, "I just thought I'd post" it usually means they should not have posted.

Check out this awesome image about some Battle.net fags that features eye strainingly small text.

THANKS BLIZZARD FOR MAKING THIS CRAPPY FREE SERVICE SO WE CAN PLAY YOUR STUPID GAMES!

The award for internet nut of the week goes to "Erin".

There, you should all be model citizens now after the massive amounts of advice you have recieved today. Now get away from me.

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