Good news. Absolutely every shitty sketch and dumb wallpaper anyone has ever made is now considered art.
The search begins to find someone - anyone - who might give a fuck.
Shut up fag.
You'd be better off with a glowing piece of the radical rock embedded in your skull.
I have a secret male crush on Geordi Laforge.
I'M FAT AND UGLY BUT IT'S SOCIETY'S PROBLEM AND NOT MINE!!
Mine is Tito and chiggers.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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