Good news. Absolutely every shitty sketch and dumb wallpaper anyone has ever made is now considered art.
The search begins to find someone - anyone - who might give a fuck.
Shut up fag.
You'd be better off with a glowing piece of the radical rock embedded in your skull.
I have a secret male crush on Geordi Laforge.
I'M FAT AND UGLY BUT IT'S SOCIETY'S PROBLEM AND NOT MINE!!
Mine is Tito and chiggers.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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