Good news. Absolutely every shitty sketch and dumb wallpaper anyone has ever made is now considered art.
The search begins to find someone - anyone - who might give a fuck.
Shut up fag.
You'd be better off with a glowing piece of the radical rock embedded in your skull.
I have a secret male crush on Geordi Laforge.
I'M FAT AND UGLY BUT IT'S SOCIETY'S PROBLEM AND NOT MINE!!
Mine is Tito and chiggers.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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