Good news. Absolutely every shitty sketch and dumb wallpaper anyone has ever made is now considered art.
The search begins to find someone - anyone - who might give a fuck.
Shut up fag.
You'd be better off with a glowing piece of the radical rock embedded in your skull.
I have a secret male crush on Geordi Laforge.
I'M FAT AND UGLY BUT IT'S SOCIETY'S PROBLEM AND NOT MINE!!
Mine is Tito and chiggers.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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