The true art of combat died along with American Gladiators.

I'd get up and say, "Sure is great that Skybase's shit doesn't show up on my computer anymore!" and then I'd go take a nap.

Run solely off a bridge.

Rodeo Pete and the Sexy Texans

Finally, someone with some sense.

GO OUTSIDE I BEG OF YOU

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