The true art of combat died along with American Gladiators.
I'd get up and say, "Sure is great that Skybase's shit doesn't show up on my computer anymore!" and then I'd go take a nap.
Run solely off a bridge.
Rodeo Pete and the Sexy Texans
Finally, someone with some sense.
GO OUTSIDE I BEG OF YOU
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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