Let's not and say we did.

In this case, I think being closed minded would be a good thing.

I'm pretty sure that when the majority of the country is made up of people who are not aware of their own ass, government cover ups are the least of your worries.

Oh boy I can't wait this guy's epic story about whatever the fuck Mobians are.

The Something Awful Forums: Chucking trout at passing cars since 1901.

I'm a fag.

Well, there certainly is a difference between 20,000 people visiting your website and 20,000 people visiting your website while laughing at you.

You and me both.

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