Go back to lighter school!

There are these things called Tampons, use them for crying out loud.

This is just a part of growing up. We all go through that stage in our lives. That stage where we piss on our relatives.

Congratulations! You are the better lay!

Would the fact that he's under the age of 18 have anything to do with it? Come on girlfriend think hard now. Did you really expect a monogamous realtionship in 9th grade?

Men who like anal sex are probably gay. I mean, come on, think about it.

Party ova' here! Woo woo! The AIM party boat is leaving port!

"What are the top three words you always misspell."

I killed a man on the internet just to watch him die.

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