Presenting a girl who loves hentai, and coincidentally enough, the ugliest woman in the world.

I once rape played in an elevator dressed as Goku from Dragon Ball Z while my girlfriend gave me a handjob and I came all over her face. Oh wait I'm not "Qualarious".

WOW I KNOW I'M IMPRESSED! What do you want, a fucking cookie or something?

CALL GUINESS BECAUSE I THINK WE'VE GOT A WINNER RIGHT HERE.

That last sentence is no surprise.

The King of Masturbation steps in to claim his rightful crown. Congratulations!

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