Remember me not as a man who simply complained about the internet, but as a man who insulted fat chubs to make himself feel better.
As far as I can tell there is absolutely no reason cheerleading exists. The only thing I can think of is that it was invented to make the football players' penises harder so they catch better or something, but I doubt that's what they had in mind. Whenever I would see cheerleaders perform their routines at school all I wanted to do was whip my dick out and rub one out on all of their faces, not cheer for the home team. Let's be honest folks, cheerleading is glorified stripping and that's it. It's an excuse to have half naked morons dancing around at school so maybe we can get a glimpse under their tiny skirts. God bless America.
All the cheerleaders are an easy piece of ass.
Cheerleading. Not quite stripping. Not quite dancing either.
Well anything beyond 5 minutes ago is a little hazy for "GCfangurl17".
Bring it on! Yo I already brought it! BRING IT ON, BITCH!!!! YOU GOT BROUGHT ON!!!
Might as well just start showing some snatch as well. It'll be good practice for your future career.
Spread your legs.
What makes me want to cheer? Oh, my desire to be an attention whore and get double-teamed by the point guard and the center in the locker room after the big game.
Contrary to what you think, you never did anything right on the computer. In fact your little forum is more like a stain on the timeline of history.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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