And then we break out the dildos!
Open your mouth and close your eyes.
Kirstin Dunst is one of those chicks who is popular as hell but is never ever in a good movie. And when she is she is the worst part of it. And that movie "Dick" really was false advertising.
Here's a reason not to cheer kids, you have a brain.
WHEN YOU SIGNED UP FOR SOMETHING CALLED CHEERLEADING WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WAS NOT GOING TO BE THAT WAY?! Goddamnitt, didn't you learn anything from Bring It On.
Sorry there are heterosexual males at your school.
I can look up girl's skirts without joining the cheerleading squad. Of course I have to register myself in every county I move to but hey, it's worth it!
What kind of moron expects a movie like Bring It On Again to be "better" than anything.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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