I will write a comment for you if you want - "FYAD JESTER"

what you talkin bout internet - "FYAD EXECUTIONER"

you're supposed to post good things on the internet but this guy DIDN'T (BAD IDEA) - "Atomo"

the only thing worse than this post is SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM WICH MAKES YOU REGISTER FOR AN ACCOUNT BUNCHA JEWS - "McMurphy"

People have been posting things like this ever since Bill Cosby's son was shot. - "Pavil"

Adult Swim should use this post for their "bumps".

The guy with the carrot also does parties. Sexy parties if you know what I mean.

Special thanks to my FYAD friends Niabzel, FYAD WIZARD, Carfaz11, Sylvain Fauteux, Marisa, Doctor Nick, MysushiVerSCOOTY, Kamek, Randomphyre, Wood Shop, ChuckF, Cadamori, Dfuz, wntd, Silas Von Pebbles, Axilla_cmat, Pavil, HungryCrackPot, Ghetto, GeneralMildener, Booger Trench, Nexus42, panasoanic, Hot Dog Day #75, Mr. P, Hello Kitty, SuperKamiokande, puffery, AlexG, Bosko, Lister, emodeca, and rmuser for contributing to this report.

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