These images don't seem like much until you realized at least six people have masturbated to that drawing.

"I AM JEALOUS OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT I HAVE A CRUSH ON!!! No there is nothing wrong with me. Why do you ask?"

(Puts face in blender)

Well, "Hypercat" likes any woman who is gagged and I think it's time we told the county sheriff about that.

I went to an anime convention four years ago and it was the worst experience of my life. If you ever find yourself just getting into anime for the first time, go to an anime convention and it will kill your soul. Let me tell you, the things I saw at that convention, I see them when I close my eyes. They won't go away no matter how much Draino I drink.

Okay, this is just wrong.

"She's cute and sexy for a nine-year-old." God almighty.

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