Who the hell would want to stalk this anyway?



Fat wars.



Yeah, Mewtoo was cheap as hell in Smash Bros.



I agree with Bob.



Anime comes first. Things like food and shelter, not so much.



This girl needs some serious therapy.



Goku is the clear winner. We've gone over this before!



HOW DO I MAKE THE JAPANESE GIRL FALL IN LOVE WITH MY ACNE-RIDDEN FACE?!

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