We're picking up where we left off last week with more selections from the leaked AOL Search logs.

They don't make a pill for what you're feeling, 256837.

Please nobody steal this because it's going to be my multimillion dollar business idea.

Nice try, cokebird.

Reflection time! Time to reflect. Reflect, damn you.

Harley Quinn is a better woman than 10262258 will ever be.

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