This week we conclude our three part AOL Search Log Special. Parts one and two were a ball and this one was just as fun to put together. Enjoy, amigos.

1181013 is something of a jack of all trades. Meanwhile I feel like that king that sticks the sword in his own head.

Next time they brainwash this woman they should use bleach.

The only thing 3281164 has stolen is my heart with these charming antics.

3319533 seems to be flaming in at least two different ways.

I must have watched like 50 episodes of Flipper back when I was little and they never once dealt with this.

This sounds like a case of too much Fancy Feast.

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