This is the most fascinating stuff I've ever read and I've read Harry Potter.
Can we just agree to the fact that none of us know what the hell we're talking about when it comes to religion?
I think these guys went to the Goon School of Debate and Discussion.
Vote for Obama, and vote for praying five times to Mecca each day. Do you want to wear Turbans in 2009? VOTE RON PAUL FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN.
Some days I feel like screwing a guy just to piss off homophobes. Anyone want to introduce a front page writer to the world of homosexual love making hit me up on mah celly!
Listen I'm all for gay rights and living together under one sun and all that jazz, but please recognize that homosexuals are retards and that being gay is a mental illness! That's all I ask!
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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