Religions are pretty silly if you take them 100 percent literally. Islam is no exception. The rules you must follow to stay a good Muslim are numerous and confusing. It's more complicated than the ruleset to D&D, which is pretty complicated already as we all know! Everything is a sin and everybody is sinner. Luckily there's a web site out there that can help you understand what it means to be a truly good Muslim. It's called Ask the Imam, and if you've got a question about the tenants of Islam, the Imam can answer it. It looks like a joke site and if it is, to hell with it, it's still pretty funny.

Sigh! That's a huge relief. Thank you Imam.


All of Islam revolves around the eyebrows! To cut them off would be a grave sin!


It's not unless the amulet is +3 to vitality but those are pretty rare.


Short answer: Pussy. Long answer: You're a pussy. Signed, the Imam.


I don't know if I could ever repent under Allah. I mean, for God's sake, I am masturbating right now believe it or not.


I think Allah cares more about cats than he does women.


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