Why, intelligent, insightful comments of course!


Haha on a scale of one to gay. That's pretty good. I wish I was that funny. Really, I do.



I love Conan! I love it when he says, "Hey we got a great show tonight!" and sometimes it's actually true. What could "YouTubers" possibly be saying about Conan?



The console wars rage on. For no reason. It's kind of sad really.



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