It's the best of both worlds.

Naruto gave me the courage to wear on my head whatever it is they wear on their heads.

Walt Disney couldn't have been an "aspie". People liked him.

It's a retarded transvestite Link.

I think the more important issue at hand is how we can get his dad to stop passing on his fucked up genes.

We also wouldn't have Second Life.

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