Can these people just not spell "THE"? Say it with me wrestling role playing fucks, THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE. Goddamnitt.
Spokker: Spokker, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog gonnit, people like you.
OOC: MY DUMB MOM IS CALLING ME FOR DINNER I TOLD THAT BITCH I HATE SPINACH BE RIGHT BACK GUYS.
That's the biggest debut I've seen since my grandfather came to my 5th birthday party and showed off his recently enlarged penis.
Since when do the contestants get to pick their own matches? Oh right it's staged bullshit.
Fuck Kurt Angle, whoever that is.
One thing to remember, these people aren't actually wrestling. It's like a fake of a fake sport!
My signature move is rubbing my opponent's face in my balls.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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