Can these people just not spell "THE"? Say it with me wrestling role playing fucks, THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE. Goddamnitt.
Spokker: Spokker, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog gonnit, people like you.
OOC: MY DUMB MOM IS CALLING ME FOR DINNER I TOLD THAT BITCH I HATE SPINACH BE RIGHT BACK GUYS.
That's the biggest debut I've seen since my grandfather came to my 5th birthday party and showed off his recently enlarged penis.
Since when do the contestants get to pick their own matches? Oh right it's staged bullshit.
Fuck Kurt Angle, whoever that is.
One thing to remember, these people aren't actually wrestling. It's like a fake of a fake sport!
My signature move is rubbing my opponent's face in my balls.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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