Can these people just not spell "THE"? Say it with me wrestling role playing fucks, THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE. Goddamnitt.
Spokker: Spokker, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog gonnit, people like you.
OOC: MY DUMB MOM IS CALLING ME FOR DINNER I TOLD THAT BITCH I HATE SPINACH BE RIGHT BACK GUYS.
That's the biggest debut I've seen since my grandfather came to my 5th birthday party and showed off his recently enlarged penis.
Since when do the contestants get to pick their own matches? Oh right it's staged bullshit.
Fuck Kurt Angle, whoever that is.
One thing to remember, these people aren't actually wrestling. It's like a fake of a fake sport!
My signature move is rubbing my opponent's face in my balls.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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