Can these people just not spell "THE"? Say it with me wrestling role playing fucks, THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE. Goddamnitt.
Spokker: Spokker, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog gonnit, people like you.
OOC: MY DUMB MOM IS CALLING ME FOR DINNER I TOLD THAT BITCH I HATE SPINACH BE RIGHT BACK GUYS.
That's the biggest debut I've seen since my grandfather came to my 5th birthday party and showed off his recently enlarged penis.
Since when do the contestants get to pick their own matches? Oh right it's staged bullshit.
Fuck Kurt Angle, whoever that is.
One thing to remember, these people aren't actually wrestling. It's like a fake of a fake sport!
My signature move is rubbing my opponent's face in my balls.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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