Devious Tyrant

This forum is home to some of the most obnoxious Internet hardasses I've ever seen. Add to that a satanic theme and an admin that takes his evil online empire all too seriously and you've got something special. Psychology students, take note.

Dark Minion "Mullet Man" from Ohio shares a prank worthy of the dark lord's favor! HELL SMILES ALONG WITH YOU, DISCIPLE OF THE DAMNED!

The old bitch lady across the street now realizes the horrors that await her eternal soul. TAKE YOUR PLACE ALONGSIDE LUCIFER, BEELZEBUB AND ASTAROTH, "NORDICVS," YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR DARK LORD WELL!

IT IS FORETOLD THAT THE SUN WILL BE DARKENED, THE MOON WILL CEASE TO GIVE LIGHT, AND PAPERCLIPS WILL RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE SO MANY SHOOTING STARS AS ARMAGEDDON APPROACHES, REPENT!

"And the powers of the heavens will be shaken, and then the sign of "NuclearFieldMarshall" will appear in the stalls, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the janitor coming down the hall with new rolls."

"And I looked when he broke the car door's seal, and there was a great sound; and the friend totally got soaked."

"And the thread was posted, and the Lord of Lonliness Drax took offense at those who partake in social situations; and no one cared."

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